Year End Blowout!

If you also define "blowout" as "one new Tall Tale," then I think you'll agree that yes, this is a year end blowout. BLOWOUT!

Horse of the day: Trojan

Pabst

And now for a special spec commercial for Pabst Blue Ribbon. If this isn't some very targeted marketing, I don't know what is.

Turnover of the Day: Apple

Tall Tales Rise Again!

A new Tall Tale. "Liberty." As always, it's an incredibly fitting title for the Tall Tale and makes perfect sense as all Tall Tale titles do.

Ingredient to leave out of the brownies of the day: Carrot.

Chest Wax

A new video is up, not a real production, but rather a serious in depth documentary look at the secret world of...oh who am I kidding, Schoen waxes Chris' chest and Chris screams like a little girl. Watch and laugh.

Mirror of the day: Rear view

Another How To!

The third lesson in the series on how to get girls. This one's a bit more creative, but I guarantee you it would work if you could pull it off.

Color of the day: Chartreuse

More Pimp Lessons

Hopefully you've all used this last week to pick up many women by being honest. Now, try the next lesson in our series of How To Get Girls.

Troubles of the week: Car.

51 Productions gets useful!

Here today, we present the first in a series of tips on how to get girls. If you follow these instructions, we promise success.

Ridiculously complicated board game of the day: Diplomacy

Rave Cabbage!

A glorious return with a deeper look into something Ben said in Episode 2 of Tall Tales. Check out a more detailed, live action video look at potentially the greatest 4 word phrase ever turned.

Thing to waste of the day: Time.

Tall ,Tall Tale

So it's not another dream edition, but this time the Tall Tale is kind of a song. Actually, kind of two songs, but at the same time not really. It's hard to explain, but it's real silly to listen to Schoen say it.

Cookie of the day: M&M

Tall Tales: The Final Dreams

This is the last of the Dream Editions of Tall Tales. They had a good run, and I think the last one nicely wraps the series.

Spoon of the day: Golden

Peace is bad

The fear of every reality show: boredom setting in due to a lack of explosive personalities! Check out the new Apartment 20.

Bat of the day: Wiffle ball

Problems, but it's here!

The new Tall Tale is up. For some odd reason, one picture edits itself out on the conversion. Still working on it, but I decided that it's not big enough of a deal to delay your getting to see it! Will be fixed later tonight.

Error of the day: Not enough memory to complete the API

Edit: FIXED!

Bonus Apartment 20!

I've been assured that Episode 8 is almost ready, but here's a bonus clip from Episode 7 while we wait. More Tall Tales WILL be coming, I swear, I just need some time to work on them.

Everyone enjoy getting Rick Rolled last week?

Slav of the day: Micah

Apartment 20 Starts Explaining Things

At long last, Apartment 20 is going to actually tell you some of the things that are going on. I definitely get the feeling that this is going to be one of those series where after you finish it, you watch it again to make it all make sense.

Inflamed Nerve of the Day: Lower Back

Day late, still good

So this Dream Journal is a day late because...I worked extra hard on it?

No excuses. Just watch it. There's a great dream on Valentine's day of 2005.

Inconvenience of the day: Flat tire

Comic Book Jokes

Today's update is for...uh...comic book nerds. Marvel readers will understand, others probably not. Yup. Taxes and comic books, what a hilarious combination.

Scott of the day: Sir Walter

Ben's Dreams Get Weirder

I have to say, this episode of Tall Tales is vastly superior to the last one. As much as I liked the one before, whatever Ben was smoking from April to July of 2004 was much stronger than what he'd had before.

Overwhelming odor in my house of the day: Shrimp

Newest of Tall Tales!

The newest of new! You know, right now. So anyway, the next few Tall Tales are all out of Ben's dream journal. Actual entries. It's pretty ridiculous what goes on when this man sleeps, but hey, so is what happens when he's awake.

Rice of the day: Steamed

A bonus clip!

Today, you get a bonus clip from Apartment 20. Micah has been slacking in finishing more episodes, so we'll just throw this one up for now.

Plague of the day: Bubonic.

A Very Tall Tale

This tale is quite tall. Many people have asked how Ben writes these things. He said he thinks of things that he wants to hear Schoen say, and then he writes them down.

Pretty simple, eh?

Field of the day: Clover

Back from the Holidays!

And we come bearing the gift of new video! This one is from WalkSmart Episode 3, and it features what I believe is a common activity amongst bored people. See for yourself! I wonder if this will get as many views as another video of ours with a similar theme...

Anti-depressant of the day: Prozac